Today I went to pick up Lola at school, and Miss Savannah had this story. When Lola woke up from her nap today, Mrs. Erni, the head honcho teacher, tried to put her hair back. Savannah said, "And it was all up on top of her head!," making the writhing motions with her fingers that my sister and I used to call "omelet hair" gestures. Savannah then gulped and looked worried that I would take offense at an implicit slight to my daughter's perfect hair powers. No chance. My sister and I had nightmarishly straight, fine, frizzy hair that could not be controlled or coaxed. I responded, "Yes, her hair is trouble." Savannah said hesistantly, "I've just known a few girls that . . . Well, it's thin." They used to call my hair thin too. What they meant was, "fine." Lola's hair is fine and thick and, as I told Savannah, has a slight wave to it that is just as difficult in its own way as my childhood greasy straight locks. I wonder what hair joys await Lola in adolescence.