Lola Achieves A New Level of Consciousness

Tonight Josh was lying on the floor, and Lola came over and flopped down on top of his chest. Josh raised his head to look at her, and asked one of his usual rhetorical questions: "Whaddaya want?" Instead of saying nothing, as was her previous habit, Lola fixed her gaze on his, stuck out her lower lip, and said in a deep and clear voice, "Candy."--Kathryn